{"id":12,"date":"2001-02-26T19:41:57","date_gmt":"2001-02-27T01:41:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harmon1.org\/log\/?p=12"},"modified":"2001-02-26T19:41:57","modified_gmt":"2001-02-27T01:41:57","slug":"oh-waiter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harmon1.org\/log\/2001\/02\/26\/oh-waiter\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Waiter&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>2\/2001 George was waiting patiently at the table for Debbie to finish making his dinner.  The subject came up that he was next door while his cousins were eating. I told him that he&#8217;d need to come home when they were eating.  He said, I know &#8211; besides Uncle Hoby bosses them around.  He makes them make dinner for him.  Knowing the truth &#8211; I asked if Drew and Sam were using the oven.  &#8220;Well, no &#8211; Uncle Hoby helps them a little with that part.  But they should get to wait around for their dinner like I do!&#8221;  Guess who&#8217;s going to be setting the table more often from now on?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2\/2001 George was waiting patiently at the table for Debbie to finish making his dinner. The subject came up that he was next door while his cousins were eating. I told him that he&#8217;d need to come home when they were eating. He said, I know &#8211; besides Uncle Hoby bosses them around. He makes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-george"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harmon1.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harmon1.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harmon1.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harmon1.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harmon1.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harmon1.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harmon1.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harmon1.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harmon1.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}